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Cash for clunkers [Aug. 28th, 2009|09:04 pm]

was reading some articles on the Government Sponsored Cash for Clunkers.  Below is an interesting article of his thoughts on the program......

With all the buzz about Cash for Clunkers, it’s easy to think that it was a great way for people to get a better set of wheels. But was it really? No way! Cash for Clunkers was simply a way for broke people to buy cars that they really couldn't afford. It was a bad idea on multiple levels. But before digging into that, let’s take a little history lesson.

About a decade ago, a fair housing program was started, called a sub-prime lending market. The idea behind it was that everyone “needed” to own a home—including broke people. The government decided to start a program to reinvest in communities, which allowed pretty much anyone to borrow money to buy a house. Lending companies charged high interest rates, causing already struggling families to go even further into debt.

Basically, this was a program designed to encourage broke people to buy houses. Most people didn’t even know it existed until it unraveled and became the number-one cause of our recent recession. The government took those stupid loans back and securitized them, which created the financial mess last fall. Helping broke people buy houses didn’t turn out to be a great government program. Guess what? Helping broke people buy brand-new cars—and now home appliances—will turn out just as bad.

The Cash for Clunkers program was designed exactly for people who should not take advantage of the program. You trade your $2,000 clunker in for a brand-new, shiny $20,000 car, and the only way you can afford it is with a high-interest payment. That just means you really couldn’t afford it to begin with. Doesn’t this sound like the sub-prime mortgage problem all over again?

When you drive that new car off the lot, you’re immediately going to lose $4,500. The worst car accidents happen on the showroom floor. New cars go down in value like a rock. The government thinks it’s going to save the American auto industry by putting broke people into cars they can’t pay for. It’s going to come back to bite them—and the rest of us—in the form of taxes galore.

Another bad thing about this program is that we, the taxpayers, are paying for the new cars! It’s morally wrong of the government to take money away from us—against our will—in the form of taxes and give that money to someone else to buy a stupid car they can’t afford in the first place! This is theft, plain and simple.

Cash for Clunkers is a program that redistributes wealth in the name of the environment, and it’s going to be a curse on the car dealer and the manufacturer that carries the paper. It’s going to hurt the broke person who bought a car he couldn’t afford. And it’s already a problem for our country, because it’s adding dollars to the national debt.

There’s always a twist with government programs like this. They try to think of creative ways to help people, but the situation usually ends up worse than it did before they “helped.” In the end, I should decide what to do with my own money. If I want to buy you a car, I will! And if you can’t buy a car without actually paying for the whole thing, then you’re better off keeping your “clunker.”

So good riddance to a really bad program that has done more damage than good.

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New Love, New BF, and NEW BUSINESS [Aug. 16th, 2009|04:31 pm]
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biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:17:14 PM): Hello
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:17:55 PM): Are you there?
riksir (8/16/2009 2:31:39 PM): hello
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:32:04 PM): How are you doing?
riksir (8/16/2009 2:32:18 PM): doing good how are u is it sunday or monday there
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:32:49 PM): it still sunday
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:32:56 PM): Its fine just boring
riksir (8/16/2009 2:33:33 PM): LOL what is there to do for fun?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:34:01 PM): well movies
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:34:05 PM): noting much though
riksir (8/16/2009 2:34:17 PM): u staying with friends?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:34:41 PM): No i stay in hotel
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:34:47 PM): i dont know anyone here
riksir (8/16/2009 2:35:17 PM): aw how much longer u there
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:36:08 PM): not much but am having problems with the property
riksir (8/16/2009 2:36:19 PM): what property
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:36:41 PM): oh i guess i did not tell you about it
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:37:01 PM): well my late parents had a property down here before they died
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:37:10 PM): so i am trying to claim it now
riksir (8/16/2009 2:37:29 PM): they dont recognize the Will and property ownershi?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:38:46 PM): they do but i need to get some documents done and sign some cos i want to sell it out so i can come back home and use the money to start a new life cos the property worth 1.5 million dollars
riksir (8/16/2009 2:39:47 PM): aw aw aw...nice
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:40:19 PM): thats the problem i have now cos i dont have enough money on me to do all that
riksir (8/16/2009 2:40:52 PM): is that is all in the estate? no life insurance?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:42:08 PM): no
riksir (8/16/2009 2:42:58 PM): so what have u been living on?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:43:37 PM): well my job
riksir (8/16/2009 2:44:49 PM): what is ur job?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:45:26 PM): art collector, i buy and sell antiques and sculptures
riksir (8/16/2009 2:46:10 PM): aw ok..is that up and agoing?
riksir (8/16/2009 2:46:22 PM): and goign?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:46:47 PM): yes
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:47:13 PM): am also trying to bring back some asian antiques they are so lovely and so nice
riksir (8/16/2009 2:47:34 PM): so ur store in benton?
riksir (8/16/2009 2:47:37 PM): u got employees?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:47:54 PM): No not yet
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:48:27 PM): am planning on buying a store soon when i get back home from the money am going to make from the property
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:48:45 PM): and am also planning to quit my traveling so i can always be there for my love
riksir (8/16/2009 2:49:06 PM): so if no store front..how do u attract customers?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:50:16 PM): i go to museums and art store to ask if they need some arts,antiques etc and i buy and supply them
riksir (8/16/2009 2:52:17 PM): aw ok so ur s supplier not in retail
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:52:30 PM): yes
riksir (8/16/2009 2:52:40 PM): aw ok got it
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:52:45 PM): but am planning to be retail now
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:55:24 PM): so what about you
riksir (8/16/2009 2:56:37 PM): radiology imager
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:56:51 PM): yea i know
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:57:05 PM): i mean do you plan to own ur job someday
riksir (8/16/2009 2:57:29 PM): NO...i would have to own a hosp..i got about 5-10 mores years to work...and i just want to retire..
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 2:59:14 PM): Thats good
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:01:50 PM): Well Dear can you help me out a little so i can get this property sold so i can come back home soon
riksir (8/16/2009 3:02:25 PM): such as?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:03:04 PM): some money to finish the documents
riksir (8/16/2009 3:03:22 PM): such as?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:03:37 PM): How do you mean such as?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:03:47 PM): how much
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:04:36 PM): well right now i need 2,500 and all i have with me is just 1,800
riksir (8/16/2009 3:05:05 PM): ok....so what should i do
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:06:35 PM): Well i will be glad if you can help me with some money to get this done and i promise to spend it with you when i get back home cos we going to be best of partner
riksir (8/16/2009 3:07:14 PM): good idea
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:07:55 PM): So will you be helping me cos i believe what belongs to me belongs to my love
riksir (8/16/2009 3:08:20 PM): i amhere for u
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:08:50 PM): Thanks Dear
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:09:00 PM): so how much can yoiu help me with ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:09:08 PM): 2k
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:09:27 PM): Really ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:09:52 PM): yes give u some extra to get home and meet me
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:11:10 PM): Thanks you so sweet
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:11:20 PM): so when will you be able to send it to me ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:11:54 PM): well i can wire it by western union ..there is an office down the street from me
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:12:33 PM): Okay
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:12:42 PM): so when will send it?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:13:13 PM): well give me the information...i can go...this afternoon
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:13:46 PM): Okay Thanks
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:13:52 PM): You can send it to my name
riksir (8/16/2009 3:14:06 PM): ok..give me the complete information
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:15:35 PM): Name: David Brown City: Ikeja State: Lagos Country: Nigeria Zip code: 23401
riksir (8/16/2009 3:15:57 PM): aw ok
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:16:00 PM): Thats the information you need
riksir (8/16/2009 3:16:09 PM): and ur in benton, KY here right?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:16:15 PM): u own a house here?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:17:02 PM): No not yet
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:17:14 PM): i can buy one after i get this sold
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:17:22 PM): we can buy one together
riksir (8/16/2009 3:17:36 PM): u told me u had a house there.....where do you live then?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:18:15 PM): it just an apartment
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:18:26 PM): Benton,Ky
riksir (8/16/2009 3:18:40 PM): aw ic..
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:18:53 PM): am sure there is a nice place near you where we can buy one right ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:19:28 PM): well yes lots of houses here in lex we could buy together
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:20:08 PM): Good
riksir (8/16/2009 3:20:26 PM): been to benton a few times which area u live? what apt's name?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:20:33 PM): i might know where u live?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:20:55 PM): benton is very close to my home..would ul ike for me to go check on ur place....pick up teh mail?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:23:24 PM): hello?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:23:39 PM): lol i dont have a mail comin for now
riksir (8/16/2009 3:24:02 PM): if ur selling art there locally...where do you get ur mail or art deliverd?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:24:51 PM): i ship them to my custormers
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:24:59 PM): and i dont really do local
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:25:10 PM): i go to other states as well just to make it easy
riksir (8/16/2009 3:25:14 PM): no billing address to send the check?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:26:15 PM): i dont do business like that
riksir (8/16/2009 3:26:27 PM): aw ...sounds like u got it all planned out
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:26:38 PM): i get paid after i deliver my good and i go get my payment
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:26:44 PM): yes all planned
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:26:54 PM): my late dad was into it and i followed his steps
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:27:11 PM): Well Dear it getting too late here and i need to get something to eat
riksir (8/16/2009 3:27:59 PM): ok..so what should i do now..with the 2k
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:28:24 PM): what time is is over there now?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:28:43 PM): i guess it's 2:28 pm ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:28:48 PM): its 330p
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:29:09 PM): Oh okay...thought is was 6 hours different but it just 5
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:29:29 PM): can you go and send it now and send the information to my email?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:29:30 PM): OK
riksir (8/16/2009 3:30:17 PM): is there a Western Union there?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:30:57 PM): yes i will find a close one while am gone now
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:31:07 PM): what time will you be back online?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:31:12 PM): ok....be on later
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:31:20 PM): Okay
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:31:59 PM): just in case i didnt get back online later can you send the information that will be giving to you at the western union to my email ?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:32:17 PM): i mean the MTCN #,text question and text answer
riksir (8/16/2009 3:32:32 PM): waht is MTCH#
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:32:32 PM): including the senders name
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:33:11 PM): Money Transfer Control Number
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:33:32 PM): it just a number that will be giving to you after you get the money sent
riksir (8/16/2009 3:33:38 PM): is that what Western Union gives u?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:33:49 PM): so the 2k...give it to u in US currency or Nigeria
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:33:56 PM): you will have to send the number to me
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:34:06 PM): Us Currency
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:34:22 PM): without the number the western union here will not give me the money
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:35:27 PM): Do you understand now
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:35:34 PM): i need to go for now Dear
riksir (8/16/2009 3:36:12 PM): well...i guess i will start..is 2k enuf for u
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:36:43 PM): yes it will be enough
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:37:01 PM): please dontn forget to send the information to my email
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:37:05 PM): do you have my email ?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:37:10 PM): send it to what email?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:37:34 PM): i think i will send 3k just so that you have some extra $$ while ur there
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:37:48 PM): Really?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:38:04 PM): you are so caring
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:38:44 PM): here is my email just incase you dont have it.... biggestheart42025@yahoo.com
riksir (8/16/2009 3:38:45 PM): well i think ur worth it..
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:38:54 PM): Awww thanks
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:38:58 PM): you so sweet
riksir (8/16/2009 3:39:07 PM): we are going to be good partners in this art business
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:39:23 PM): Thanks yes we can
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:39:28 PM): well i have to go now okay
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:39:42 PM): i will be looking forward to the information soon okay
riksir (8/16/2009 3:39:55 PM): so....u can pay off the house tomorrow with the NIGERIA govert?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:40:25 PM): Yes i can do that tomorrow as soon as i get the money
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:40:37 PM): and by week end i should be back home
riksir (8/16/2009 3:40:43 PM): sounds like ur having to pay off some officials toget ur house
riksir (8/16/2009 3:40:55 PM): what airport u flying into
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:41:09 PM): Nashville
riksir (8/16/2009 3:41:17 PM): aw why that one?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:41:19 PM): or which one would you like me to fly to?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:41:34 PM): why nasville
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:41:49 PM): close
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:41:58 PM): which one is closer to you?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:42:05 PM): u live where again?
riksir (8/16/2009 3:43:24 PM): where is ur apt?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:43:32 PM): Benton
riksir (8/16/2009 3:43:53 PM): and where is it again? i dont no my KY geography
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:44:34 PM): Nashville is Tenn and Benton,Ky
riksir (8/16/2009 3:44:55 PM): aw ok..so benton is wehre in KY
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:44:56 PM): Dear am so sorry to say this but can we talk later
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:45:06 PM): Yes Benton is in KY
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:45:22 PM): i need to get something to eat and they close the store here early
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:45:31 PM): so i need to get something before they all close
riksir (8/16/2009 3:45:58 PM): so what part of Benton in KY north or south? must be south if flying into nville
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:47:07 PM): yes
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:47:26 PM): can we talk leter Dear
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:48:04 PM): I need you hear you say Bye for now so i can leave
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:49:17 PM): Are you still there?
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:50:17 PM): Well i will leave now and i will try to get back online okay so we can talk better
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:50:26 PM): i will miss you while am gone though
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:51:29 PM): Talk to you soon again and please dont forget to send the MTCN Number,text question and text answer to my email and the amount you sent okay
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:51:32 PM): thanks a lot
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:51:43 PM): loving you
biggestheart42025 (8/16/2009 3:51:57 PM):
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Healthcare reform [Aug. 15th, 2009|06:08 pm]

Lots of town halls meeting has been diverted, cancel or staged...during this month of vacation.  These politicians needs to take heed to what the voters really want.  There needs to be assurance, that the medical systems that they are proposing, that they live, be treated medically and suffer in as the rest of us.

Its very ironic, that during this Month of August town hall meetings, that those opposed to the reform are compared to terriots, Jeff Dalmer, KKK and off the wall kooks....All because they want good healthcare which is provided
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Summer Camp [Aug. 13th, 2009|10:48 pm]
AW....summer camp registration package has ARRIVED

Start the countdown....

LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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CL Posting about Mr Gates [Jul. 23rd, 2009|02:00 pm]
So a black guy gets arrested cause police get a call about a black man breaking into a house, when they arrive at the house, they're confronted by a man walking around inside with the door obviously busted in. They ask for ID, most likely to verify that he is indeed the person listed as living in that house...and he refuses. blows up on them accusing them of racial profiling...they prepapre to make the arrest and he realizes THIS IS DEEP SHIT. And finally forks over id, but keeps a atttitude and accuses them of more profiling.
FOUND THIS ARTICLE ON RANTS AND RAVES ON CRAIGLIST.....

Its not racial profiling if you come across someone whos in a house with the door busted in and reports of men breaking into the house. Its not profiling if you arrest someone for taking an attitude with you, making your job harder, and generally saying "I'M BLACK MOTHERFUCKER, I DO WHAT I WANT!" Don't start to say that this man didn't make matters difficult for the cops, if at first he showed id (like a drivers license) that has his address on it where they can verify that he is indeed the man who lives there. It would've been a simple matter of "thank you sir have a nice day" and the cops would've left. BUT, he refused. He refused to cooperate with the requests of police officers doing THEIR JOB to make sure his house wasn't being broken into. When he finally does give them an ID its a university ID...I'm not a college professor, but does a college ID list your address? Does it?

In any event Mr. Gates says he was questioned because he was black...He was questioned because a neighbor saw two men breaking into a house at night, and called the cops, and HE WAS AT THAT HOUSE. Police have asked me many times what I'm doing at my house if I'm outside it at night, and I simply show them my ID that says I LIVE HERE. And they conclude that I'm not breaking in. Which is all Gates had to do if he wasn't a pompous jerk who wanted to get in a cops face and START SOMETHING.
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3 Tributes to Michael Jackson [Jun. 27th, 2009|11:24 am]
1. When Farrah Fawcett died, she was greeted at the pearly gates by Jesus. Jesus said welcome Farrah....what can I do for you. Farrah said..Jesus...all i ask is that you protect and save the children. Within a few hours.. Michael Jackson died.

2. Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery that he was 99% plastic. Upon his death the family has decided to melt him down and make Lego Blocks. With the lego block the little boys of the world can NOW PLAY WITH HIM.

and NOW THE FINAL TRIBUTE.....

IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON, LETS ALL GRAB OUR CROTCH....HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND THEN
JUST BEAT IT..
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MJ [Jun. 26th, 2009|01:06 am]
I hate to hear of anyone's death...BUT

AT least all the young boys of America is SAFE now
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2009|02:21 pm]
hello... I need to investigate a person in the family that has some issues and background which may be detrimental to my family. Is there a website...fre
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Bank Loans in NYC [May. 17th, 2009|03:05 pm]

Redneck Bank Loan  
 
A Redneck from Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield , CA on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

 
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it. 

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.
 
The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

 
The good 'ole boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?' 

His name was BUBBA...
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Government [May. 12th, 2009|10:36 pm]

It's interesting...that tonite i heard part of President Reagan speech...
that...
Government is not the solution  but the problem......
It's going to be interesting how these words will come back to haunt us
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2009|08:04 pm]






May 5, 2009 05:40:08 PM, rdeprat@pacbell.net wrote:

 

 


Get ready to laugh out loud! 
 

 

 

 

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California   when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.  
   
 The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'  
       
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, Sure, Why not?'  
 
   
 The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cellphone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.  
   
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg   ,   Germany    
   
 Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.     He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.  
   
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly , 586 cows and calves.'  
   
'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.  
   
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.  
     
Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'  
   
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not?'  
   
 'You're a Congressman for the   U.S.   Government', says Bud.    
       
 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'  
     
  'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about        cows...this is a herd of sheep. . .
 
Now give me back my dog.


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Swine Flu READY and COMPATIBLE [May. 1st, 2009|06:17 pm]

Swine flu has nothing on me..i am ready...protected..and compatible






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Writer's Block: Swine Times [Apr. 30th, 2009|07:56 pm]
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Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?


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work in the medical field...not very worried...to me....its all taiken out of porportion.....ITS THE FLU....nothing more nothing less...
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discrimination [Apr. 30th, 2009|06:01 pm]

well....
swine flu is not called H1N1 flu....
i guess the pigs felt discriminated.....
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A Transparent and Competent Government [Apr. 29th, 2009|10:49 pm]

$300,000 for a fly by photo shot.....No one knew anything about it...it sent panic in the streets of NYC...HMMMMM so what was transparent and competent about that?
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LOOKS LIKE A GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY [Apr. 26th, 2009|05:51 pm]
Looking for a business partner...anyone intersted?





INPEX CORPORATION, JAPAN
Akasaka Biz Tower
5-3-1 Akasaka,
Minato-ku,Tokyo 107-6332,
Japan
www.inpex.co.jp


This is an Official mail from The Group President/CEO Officer of INPEX
CORPORATION, JAPANI here by write to publicize this piece of certainty
information reaching you in good and expected  period of good time. Member,
Group Partner who specifically deals on oil and steel and more also 
Imports and
Exports, Suppliment of Products into Canada,Mexico/America and Europe.

With Loyalty as a matter of fact dedicate an appropriate individual/
prospected representative that would rather work with me as Reliable to
establish mode of Draft receipt from company's product consumers in the
mentioned region as well as making Payments through you to us.

Note that, as our agent, you will receive ten percent(10%) of whatever
amount you receive for the company and the balance will be paid into an
account we will avail to you. If you are interested, I would appreciate
you forwarding to us the informations below;

(1)Full Names:
(2)Full Residential Or Office Address:
(3)Zip/Postal Code:
(4)Country:
(5)Tele/cell numbers:
(6)Occupation:
(7)Sex:
(8)Age:

You are to send these informations to us via this email address;
inpexcoporation_rep@yahoo.co.jp

Respectfully,
Mr Hisashi Okada
Chairman (C.E.O).
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My Birthday [Apr. 25th, 2009|03:23 am]

As of 4/25/2009 2:22:28 AM EDT
You are 53 years old.
You are 639 months old.
You are 2,777 weeks old.
You are 19,445 days old.
You are 466,682 hours old.
You are 28,000,942 minutes old.
You are 1,680,056,548 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jonny Lang (1981)Andrew Keegan (1979)Sara Gilbert (1975)
Heather Graham (1970)Greg Louganis (1960)Oprah Winfrey (1954)
Teresa Teng (1953)Ann Jillian (1950)Tom Selleck (1945)
Katharine Ross (1942)John Forsythe (1918)Victor Mature (1913)
Huddie 'Leadbelly' Ledbetter (1885)W.C. Fields (1880)William McKinley (1843)
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Reporting the FACTS [Apr. 22nd, 2009|08:26 pm]

Will Rogers once said....

I don't make jokes....I just watch and listen to the government officals  and report the facts
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To Kill an American [Apr. 22nd, 2009|07:38 pm]

Written by an Australian Dentist

To Kill an American
You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!)
'An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish , Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.

An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian , or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion....... For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence , which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.........

When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!

As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan ...
The national symbol of America , The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America


Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11 , 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
 
So you can try to kill an American if you must.. Hitler did. So did General Tojo , and Stalin , and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself . Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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Granite counter tops [Apr. 21st, 2009|09:07 pm]

This is a sure guarantee to make you laugh… out loud.
 
 
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your Willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'  

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new Willy
 that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.
The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit overwhelmed. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. So, says the doctor, have you spoken with your wif e?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'Yes, she has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

'We're getting granite countertops.'
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